Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Things that I learned over the last couple of weeks


1. Just when I thought that no award show could be worse than the BET awards...
I had the unfortunate experience of watching the BET Hip-Hop awards in their entirety last week. Aside from horrible unintelligible performances by untalented people (Steve Harvey was right after all), and the many stupid things uttered by bad-looking people (what passes for hip-hop fashion right now is beyond problematic), perhaps the worst part was the "Cipher" interludes, apparently intended for "purists" like myself and others, which included prepared freestyles by up and coming rappers mixed in with old standards such as Busta Rhymes and Common, and perhaps the worse 32 bars-in-the-history of rap music (talk about nursery rhymes) by the shell of a legend: Ice Cube...oh yeah his sons are both hot garbage. Positives: Oddly enough, the little guy from Run's House wasn't bad, and Mike Epps was very funny.

2. Christine O'Donnell is not a dumb as I thought...
Well maybe that's not true, she is pretty dumb, however she isn't Palin-Bush dumb, just kind of regular-dumb, like a lot of people that used to go on dates at Satanic altars and are against masterbation. No really...unlike Palin and Bush, she kind of made sense on more than one occasion, and actually completed sentences on occasion....she is definitely the type of mediocrity that gets Glen Beck and the tea-baggers all riled up.

3. There are other people on Earth that dislike Drake and Nikki Minaj...
First, my favorite bloggers over at Very Smart Brothas went in hard on Drake, then Jay Pharoah (get hip if your not already) has a great set about both of these frauds here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGnjLZZxn-8. 
It's good to know that there are still sane people out there...

4. Kevin Kolb doesn't suck nearly as bad as a thought...
Although he still isn't as good as Michael Vick OR as white Philadelphia sports fans think he is. So now I will shift my Kolb-dissing to a superficial level...man he is funny looking

5. Ohio State will always lose in Madison at night...
Apparently this is an unavoidable inevidability

6. I like Will Smith's daughters' song
Guilty

7. A-Rod is a complete fraud...
Has this guy ever had a big hit in a big game?...Reggie Jackson he is not...

PEACE

















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