1. Anthony Sowell: Really, we get the first black serial killer...you gotta be kidding me!
2. Dennis Kucinich: This is the guy that Ohio trots out every year to run for President. Forget the fact that he is a "Trekie" that believes in alien abductions....look at his ears! Where is Rutherford B. Hayes when you need him.
3. Lima: If you aren't from Ohio, you might not immediately get this one, but just picture Newark, New Jersey in a down year with a majority white population...Also at least 4 out of 10 of the worst people that I've ever met are from Lima, Ohio.
4. Two of the major cities in Ohio aren't even really Ohio: Cincinatti is the capital of Kentucky, and Columbus the true capital of West Virginia...incidentally both places suck...immensely.
5. Maurice Clarett: This also shows the big man's sense of humor, by actually allowing us to win something (Ohio State's 2001 Championship led by Clarett) only to have the brother end up........well, just look at the photo:
6. Ted Kuczinski (The Unabomber): Another accomplished O-State alum...
7. LeBron James: It's still too soon to comment....It hurts!!!!! (in toddler voice)
8. The Cleveland Browns: Not only has God punished us with never making it to a Super Bowl, but he has allowed two imposter versions (the Bengals and Ravens) of our team to....you guessed it, go to a Super Bowl. The only good news is that we're not the Detroit Lions.
Coming Soon: a new contributor/author to the blog, you'll like him, and he has very good hair. I've been told even better than mine...peace
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